To be correct you should wear a kilt.
But to be cool, you should wear a Utilikilt.
I got my first Utilikilt about 3 years ago at the end of a summer of nightly Ben and Jerry’s consumption. The kilt is for sure cool, but has never really fit me and finally I gave up the procrastination and called Seattle yesterday.
Speaking to the people at Utilikilts is always entertaining.
Nick (Utilikilt guy):
“What size do you need?”
Marc (Drive-by Guy):
“Did you measure yourself like it says on the website?”
“No, I just subtracted 4 inches from my old Utilikilt”
“Four inches? Four inches? Jesus Christ man, you got a tapeworm or something?”
“I just stopped eating ice cream every night, and started playing the bagpipes.”
Nick told me well done and they’ll ship it tomorrow.
I will be cool once again.