Yet another person comes face to face with the Utilikilt and cannot understand it.
We went to check out a new fitness center yesterday. I was wearing my new Utilikilt. Mister oh-so-cocky membership salesman was curious:
What on earth is that you’re wearing?
It’s a Utilikilt
He was still unsure:
But what is it?
I explained, patiently. It’s an American take on the Scottish kilt.
Man, I’d get my ass kicked if I wore something like that.
My wife asked him if he was planning to kick my ass.
He assured me that he was not. I gave him a card, but we didn’t join the fitness center and I don’t expect to see him in a Utilikilt anytime soon.